No one wants just a lump of coal, it can’t be called a treat.
The coal we’re told does not pour well, and isn’t good to eat.
This beer is just as black as coal, in fact as black as pitch.
It tastes much better than them both, a flavour deep and rich.
On winter nights so cold and dark, one tends towards malaise.
This might help you with your mood.
Happy f*#kin’ holidays!

6% ABV | - IBU